There we were pulled over alongside the road and
slowly the other driver got out of his car and . . .
you know how sometimes you just get sooo stressed and
then suddenly some little thing will strike you as the
funniest thing in the world?
Well I could NOT believe it . . . the guy was a DWARF!
He stormed back to my car, looked up at me, and said,
"I AM NOT...HAPPY!"
So I looked down at him and replied, "Well, which one
are you then?"
. . . . and that's how the fight started.