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1 9 WORDS WOMEN USE on Sun Aug 24, 2008 4:35 pm

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9 WORDS WOMEN USE

(1) Fine:
This is the word women use to end an argument
when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes:
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five
more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing:
This is the calm before the storm.
This means something, and you should be on your toes.
Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead:
This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh:
This is actually a word,
but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.
A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot
and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here
and arguing with you about nothing.
(Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay:
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women
can make to a man.
That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how
and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks:
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint.
Just say you're welcome.
(I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot'
- that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all.
DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ..... that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever:
Is a women's way of saying SCREW YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it:
Another dangerous statement,
meaning this is something that a woman has told a man
to do several times, but is now doing it herself.
This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?'
For the woman's response refer to # 3.


Send this to the men you know,
to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology

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