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1 Daily Thought on Tue Aug 12, 2008 2:19 am

SSC


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Handle every stressful situation like a dog.

Piss on it and walk away.

2 Re: Daily Thought on Tue Aug 19, 2008 4:04 pm

runawayhorses


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LOL

3 Re: Daily Thought on Tue Aug 19, 2008 11:57 pm

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Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia. ~Charles Schulz

4 Re: Daily Thought on Wed Aug 20, 2008 9:28 am

gypsy


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• Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow

5 Re: Daily Thought on Wed Aug 27, 2008 9:40 pm

gypsy


Moderator
Whistle/or even sing while you work makes things you dislike more pleasant,and displays a good outward appearance

6 Re: Daily Thought on Sun Aug 31, 2008 1:56 pm

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"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it." - Mark Twain

7 Re: Daily Thought on Sun Aug 31, 2008 2:10 pm

runawayhorses


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My daily thought is this server is running like crap today,

8 Re: Daily Thought on Wed Sep 03, 2008 1:32 am

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runawayhorses wrote:My daily thought is this server is running like crap today,

lol! I have that thought almost daily myself !

9 I LOVE Being Southern... on Wed Sep 24, 2008 2:32 pm

SSC


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Only a Southerner knows the difference between a hissie fit and a conniption fit, and that you don't "HAVE" them, you "PITCH" them.

Only a Southerner knows how many fish, collard greens, turnip greens, peas, beans, etc., make up "a mess."

Only a Southerner can show or point out to you the general direction of "yonder."

Only a Southerner knows exactly how long "directly" is -- as in: "Going to town, be back directly."

Even Southern babies know that "Gimme some sugar" is not a request for the white, granular sweet substance that sits in a pretty little bowl in the middle of the table.

All Southerners know exactly when "by and by" is. They might not use the term, but they know the concept well.

Only a Southerner knows instinctively that the best gesture of solace for a neighbor who's got trouble is a plate of hot fried chicken and a big bowl of cold potato salad. If the neighbor's trouble is a real crisis, they also know to add a large banana puddin!

Only Southerners grow up knowing the difference between "right near" and "a right far piece." They also know that "just down the road" can be 1 mile or 20.

Only a Southerner, both knows and understands, the difference between a redneck, a good ol' boy, and po' white trash.

No true Southerner would ever assume that the car with the flashing turn signal is actually going to make a turn.

A Southerner knows that "fixin" can be used as a noun, a verb, or an adverb.

Only Southerners make friends while standing in lines. We don't do "queues," we do "lines"; and when we're "in line," we talk to everybody!

Put 100 Southerners in a room and half of them will discover they're related, even if only by marriage.

Southerners never refer to one person as "ya'll."

Southerners know grits come from corn and how to eat them.

Every Southerner knows tomatoes with eggs, bacon, grits, and coffee are perfectly wonderful; that red eye gravy is also a breakfast food; and that fried green tomatoes are not a breakfast food.

When you hear someone say, "Well, I caught myself lookin'," you know you are in the presence of a genuine Southerner!

Only true Southerners say "sweet tea" and "sweet milk." Sweet tea indicates the need for sugar and lots of it --- we do not like our tea unsweetened. "Sweet milk" means you don't want buttermilk.

And a true Southerner knows you don't scream obscenities at little old ladies who drive 30 MPH on the freeway. You just say, "Bless her heart" and go your own way.

To those of you who're still a little embarrassed by your Southerness: Take two tent revivals and a dose of sausage gravy and call me in the morning. Bless your heart!

And to those of you who are still having a hard time understanding all this Southern stuff, bless your hearts, I hear they are fixin' to have classes on Southernness as a second language!

And for those that are not from the South but have lived here for a long time, ya'll need a sign to hang on ya'lls front porch that reads "I aint from the South but I got here as fast as I could."

10 Smart Dog on Wed Sep 24, 2008 4:59 pm

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11 Re: Daily Thought on Wed Sep 24, 2008 7:08 pm

runawayhorses


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Very funny stuff SSC! Here's one of my favorite comedians Jeff Foxworthy in this video below, I think I might fall into the category of some of these jokes too..Very Happy



Jeff Foxworthy You might be redneck


Very Happy

12 Re: Daily Thought on Wed Sep 24, 2008 7:21 pm

SSC


Admin
LOL..Tyler that was soooo funny..I love Jeff Foxworthy !!!

13 Re: Daily Thought on Thu Sep 25, 2008 9:43 pm

runawayhorses


Owner
Yes Jeff Foxworthy is funny! I'd like to see him live someday... but right now I think Pastor Manning is funnier calling Obama a trashy pimp and a liar ....I'd go to church one sunday just to see that.. lol!

14 Re: Daily Thought on Fri Sep 26, 2008 8:57 pm

SSC


Admin
LOL..Well you can sit next to me , I certainly would be there in the amen section

15 Re: Daily Thought on Sun Sep 28, 2008 10:37 pm

runawayhorses


Owner
“The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating...

...and you finish off as an orgasm.”

George Carlin

16 Re: Daily Thought on Mon Sep 29, 2008 1:13 am

SSC


Admin
A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader.
Harry S. Truman

17 Re: Daily Thought on Mon Oct 06, 2008 12:59 am

SSC


Admin
 To all my friends who send me best 'wishes', chain letters, 'angel' letters or other promises of good luck.

NONE OF THAT STUFF IS WORKING!



Could you please just send money, Alcohol, chocolate or gasoline vouchers?



Thank You!

18 Re: Daily Thought on Thu Nov 13, 2008 2:49 pm

gypsy


Moderator
A life lived with integrity - even if it lacks the trappings of fame and fortune is a shinning star in whose light others may follow in the years to come.

Denis Waitley

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