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Moose


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Any guesses as to what that word might be?

Possibly the most functional word used in the English Language may be the word…….
SHIT

*You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit.

*Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola.

*There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit.

*You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan.

*You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.

*You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.

*Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty.

*Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit.

*You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.

*You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.

*Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language. And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!!

Well, Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a shit and, hope you have a nice day, without a bunch of shit. But, if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head......

Well, Shit Happens!!!


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No shit?

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That is some interesting shit you posted, Moose! Laughing

Good to see you again !

runawayhorses


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Moose always has good shit..

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I've never read a post by Moose in which I thought he was shitting me.

6 hey moose, on Thu Aug 07, 2008 8:07 pm

rosco 357


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not sure u saw it, but i replyed about senator byrd and thought i had posted it before and i remembered i had posted it to u before, ,, no shit really i did,lol

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Meemoon has talked shit to me, but moose never has shitted me. Laughing

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FIGI wrote:Meemoon has talked shit to me, but moose never has shitted me. Laughing
Bullshit!

SSC


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Well shit fire and save the matches, I love this conversation.

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I don't know jack shit about any of this shit, but it is interesting !

rosco 357


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have we ever told anyone on the sight they are full of shit, ????????lol

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Has anyone ever come to this site shit faced?

Moose


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This turned out to be one SHITTY Topic, ehh? Believe me people I've "talked" some SHIT in my day. I've also been told that I'm "full" of SHIT on more than one occasion. Most importantly I'm not SHITTING you when I tell you that I am and, I like spreading it around,

WATCH YOUR STEP! affraid


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Well SHIT ! I stepped in it ! Razz Darn Moose quit spreading shit around!

rosco 357


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lets keep this up , it appears gyp does not like to talk shit,aint it nice, , OH SHIT her she comes, lol

rosco 357


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meemoon and me like to talk car shit, ,, by the way marc, how is the dodge going? if u see this shit, take care

gypsy


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yep Rosco,, u got that right ain't it nice to be able to choose, what one likes,dislikes~and on a nice forum a nice freedom.. wouldn't haVE bothered to, till u found it important to mentioned my name` i do find it a bit stinky in here~



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rosco 357


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OH SHIT GYP .. i was going to delete that shit, ur to fast, u need to start useing this on on ur shit,,

gypsy


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Huh~ Rosco Slow down, write English, I can't understand ur Shit..

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Rosco's SHIT doesn't stink Gypsy! lol!

gypsy


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haha whew Figi, I don't think I won't to get closer to Roscos shit to find out affraid

rosco 357


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thanks figi, im smiling at that shit u said, hugs, nite,

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