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1 funny suggestions on Sat Aug 02, 2008 8:00 pm

gypsy


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: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy women who

are interested in them?

A: Try a bookstore-------under fiction.





Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?

A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the

basement. When you are done you will have a place to live.





Q: Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the Bible.

Is that true? Where can it be found?

A: Yes. Matthew 14:92: 'And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt.'





Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60+ year old husband?

A: Tell him you're pregnant.





Q: What can I do for these crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?

A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out.





Q: Why should 60+ year old people use valet parking?

A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.





Q: Is it common for 60+ year olds to have problems with short term

memory storage?

A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.





Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?

A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

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