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1 This was nominated for best joke of the year on Sat Aug 02, 2008 1:40 pm

rosco 357

This was nominated for best joke of the year -lol by who i dont have a clue, lol. if that part is even true,i would guess probably not ,

A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'
The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'
The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'
The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'
That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'
He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'
She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'
Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
The African lady checks her watch and says... 'Probably at work!'


I have known this joke for years, except in the variant I heard the Europeans were at work and the immigrant was was not a Russian, but a Moroccan or so.

rosco 357

yep i know , lot of jokes are repeated on the web, some have been on for years.. it luck if u find one no one has read yet, take care

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