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1 greetings Earthling on Fri Aug 01, 2008 9:09 pm

gypsy


Moderator
Two aliens landed in
the Arizona desert near a gas station that was closed for the night. They
approached one of the gas pumps and the younger alien addressed it saying,
'Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your
leader.'

The gas pump, of course, didn't
respond.

The younger alien became angry at
the lack of response.

The older alien said, 'I'd calm down
if I were you.'

The younger alien ignored the
warning and repeated his greeting. Again,
there was no
response.

Annoyed by what he perceived to be
the pump's haughty attitude, he drew his ray gun and said impatiently,
'Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Do not ignore us this way! Take
us to your leader or I will fire!'

The older alien again warned his
comrade saying, 'You probably don't want to do that! I really don't think
you should make him mad.'

'Rubbish,' replied the cocky, young
alien. He aimed his weapon at the pump and opened fire. There was a huge
explosion. A massive fireball roared towards them and blew the younger
alien off his feet and deposited him a burnt, smoking
mess about 200
yards away in a
cactus patch.

Half an hour
passed. When he finally regained consciousness, he refocused his three eyes,
straightened his bent antenna, and looked dazedly
at the older, wiser alien who was
standing over him shaking his big, green head.

'What a ferocious creature!'
exclaimed the young, fried alien. 'He damn near killed me! How did you
know he was so dangerous?'

The older alien leaned over, placed
a friendly feeler on his crispy friend
and replied, 'If there's one thing
I've learned during my intergalactic
travels, you don't want to mess with
a guy who can loop his penis over his
shoulder twice and then stick it in his
ear.

2 Re: greetings Earthling on Sat Aug 02, 2008 12:40 am

rosco 357


Veteran
lol,, good joke,

3 Re: greetings Earthling on Sat Aug 02, 2008 4:02 pm

Guest


Guest
good one
you could have posted in the topic: science of the universe :-)

4 Re: greetings Earthling on Sat Aug 02, 2008 4:05 pm

gypsy


Moderator
Mays Gilliam wrote:good one
you could have posted in the topic: science of the universe :-)

veery true, didn't think of it..

5 Re: greetings Earthling on Sat Aug 02, 2008 4:28 pm

Guest


Guest
This joke made me think of that elephant on a savanne in Africa.
He met this naked man and could not stop laughing.
The man asked the elephant why he had to laugh so loud and the elephant replied: I was wondering how you would eat with such a small trunk :-)

6 Re: greetings Earthling on Sat Aug 02, 2008 4:34 pm

gypsy


Moderator
haha oh my~ that is hilarious..

7 Re: greetings Earthling Today at 10:40 am

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