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1 liver and cheese on Wed Jul 23, 2008 8:09 pm

gypsy


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LIVER & CHEESE




Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street
when they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle.

The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort
to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front
of her at the same time.

The males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering
on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in
return.

Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three
suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them, 'The first
one who can use the words 'liver' and 'cheese' together
in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me.'

The st urdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and
says, 'I love liver and chee se.'

'Oh, how childish,' said the Poodle. 'That shows no
imagination or intelligence whatsoever.'

She turns to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and says,
'How well can you do?'

'Um. I HATE liver and cheese,' blurts the Golden Retriever.

'My, my,' said the Poodle. 'I guess it's hopeless. That's just
as dumb as the Lab's sentence.'

She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says, 'How
about you, little guy?'

The last of the three, tiny in stature but big in fame and finesse,
is the Taco Bell Chihuahua.

He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to the Golden Retriever
and the Lab and says.
&n bsp;
(OK this is really good)



'Liver alone. Cheese mine.

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