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1 Mood Ring... on Wed Jul 23, 2008 7:09 pm


My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings,
bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be
able to monitor my moods.

We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it
turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a
big fucking red mark on his forehead.

Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond. Dumb ass.

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