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1 ABOUT SOUTHERN WOMEN on Sat May 30, 2015 3:05 pm

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ABOUT SOUTHERN WOMEN

Southern women know their summer weather report:
Hot
Humid
Sticky

Southern women know their vacation spots:
The beach
The rivuh
The crick

Southern women know everybody’s first name:
Honey
Darlin’
Shuga’
Punkin’
Dumplin’

Southern women know the movies that speak right to their cotton-pickin’ hearts:
Fried Green Tomatoes
Driving Miss Daisy
Steel Magnolias
Gone With The Wind
Sweet Home Alabama
Southern women know their religions:
Baptist
Methodist
Heathen
Football

Southern women have a distinct way with fond expressions :
“Y’all come back!”
“Well, bless your heart.”
” Drop by when you can.”
“How’s your Momma?”
Southern women know their cities dripping with Southern charm:
Chawl’stn
S’vanah
Foat Wuth
N’awlins
Addlanna or ‘Lanna

Southern women know their elegant gentlemen:
Men in uniform
Men in tuxedos
Rhett Butler

Southern girls know their prime real estate:
The Mall
The Spa
The Beauty Salon


Southern girls know the 3 deadly sins:
Having bad hair, heels and nails
Having bad manners
Cooking bad food

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